[Starter]

Ah MySpace, a valuable resource for the modern local band. It brings people together, allows you to get your music out there, and most importantly of all, it means that us here at EAHO towers can make sure we don't waste our time by going to see your crappy gigs. It's like trying before you buy without the guilt.

And that brings us nicely to todays local band, [Starter]. [Starter] are typical of local bands in that they produce generic plod along indie rock with nothing at all to make them stand out from the crowd. Their singer commits the cardinal sin of adopting a faux US accent, which just serves to make his nasal whine more irritating and alas ultimately forgettable. [Starter] do nothing you haven't heard before and nothing that you won't hear again, but at least with the help of MySpace you won't make the mistake of going to see them.

[Starter] on MySpace

Destined to stay local.

Satans Little Heartbreakers

There's not that much to be said about Satans Little Heartbreakers that their video doesn't already say, except that their singers nickname is "2 dicks." That'll be five dicks in the band then.